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Moron Revealed #20

Moron of the Week - 20 - Al GoreFour weeks straight. Yup, Stray Dog Found has maintained the throne for a whole month as no one has guessed correctly that Al Gore is a moron.

I don't know why. It seems so clear to me.

Congratulations Stray Dog Found.

But, Al Gore isn't just a moron, he's also probably the most boring moron that we'll ever have here.

I mean, he's so boring his speeches could put a perfectly healthy person into an instant, permanent coma. As the old saying goes, it would be more fun watching paint dry then listen to Al Gore's lunatic ramblings.

Most recently, he's been noted spewing ignorant commentary to a primarily Saudi audience, stating that the US government has committed "terrible abuses" against Arabs.

Ya, brilliant move. There's nothing better than having some idiot risk the lives of soldiers over some bologna propaganda.

But, isn't that what all the moonbats are doing these days.

Really, who cares what fictious lies you tell and whose life you are risking, as long as you are forcing your agenda on others.

Gore goes on saying, "I do want you to know that it does not represent the desires or wishes or feelings of the majority of the citizens of my country".

Okay, so now he's fibbing about who the majority is - at least, by majority, I think he means liberals, but that would be incorrect.

Most people would prefer life without war, but realise that war is the only chance of maintaining freedom within their united set of states when it comes to terrorism.

Al Gore further proves himself to be a hypocrite as he hassles the government about the wiretapping on people in the states suspected of talking with terrorists abroad.

Gore thinks Bush broke the law in protecting his country apparently.

What makes him a hypocrite is that he, along with Clinton, had enabled warrantless physical searches, and he cited an FBI search of the home of CIA turncoat Aldrich Ames without permission from a judge.

At the time, he seemed to believe that the president had the inherent authority to engage in physical searches without warrrants. So, what makes his administration so much more legitimate in what they did than what Bush's administration did?

The moron's not just a hypocrite, but a sore loser.

If you'll remember back to the year 2000, you'll recall Gore being a baby about the whole election and demanding recount after recount only to concede after it was clear that he was a loser.

Then, he seemed to have gained an awful lot of weight, which many speculated was a psychological result of his embarrassing behaviour throughout the campaign and his defeat.

Oh ya, and while we're reminiscing, let's not forget all the fun SNL made of Gore while he was VP of the US. Most of which portrayed Gore as a Clinton backstabber vying for the presidency.

Funny stuff.

And, there's always the embarrassing canoe moment when Gore had 4 billion gallons of water worth approximately $7.1 million so that he could get a good photo op rowing down the Connecticut River.

Lol, all for the sake of "environmentalism".

Okay, okay, must stop laughing and get back to the present day where he inserts his Gore-league (not bush-league) antics in Canada.

The dumbarse, without any knowledge of Canadian political rules mind you, attempts to spew his propaganda by saying that the Tories up here won a minority government as a result of oil financial backing.

Anyone who knows anything about our politics, knows for certain that this is impossible with our laws only allowing $1000 worth of corporate donations to elections.

Keep your nose out of our business, f*cktard.

Seriously, every time this dweeb has a microphone in front of him, he blurts out something completely illogical.

The only thing that concerns me is that you people in the US actually had THAT as second in line for the presidency at one time.


Oh ya, and how much esteem did Gore receive for being in the military? For being a sheltered journalist who may have gotten privilege because of daddy, mind you, but hey. One photographer even stated that Gore was so protected in the war that he could have been wearing a tuxedo.

And, of course, there's the fact that Gore did, in fact, invent the internet.

Whether he said it that way or not, it sure implies such a thing when he stated, "During my service in the United States Congress, I took the initiative in creating the internet."

We should all be grateful, really.


And, Gore has taken many stands on global warming and all that environmental jazz. Yay, good to care about such things, but only if they are based in reality and not misinformation.

Gore states,

"there are many who still do not believe that global warming is a problem at all. And it's no wonder: because they are the targets of a massive and well-organized campaign of disinformation lavishly funded by polluters who are determined to prevent any action to reduce the greenhouse gas emissions that cause global warming...."

He may or may not have also stated, oh, and by the way, I was taken aboard an alien mothership and probed night and day for weeks on end. It was delightful.

May or may not have said that :-D

Sad fact is that he might likely run for presidency in 2008. On a positive note, he's such a f*cknut that he probably won't win.

So, there you have it. Gore, the Gore-gantuan moron.

Now, can Stray Dog Found go into the next month as reigning champion?

More on the moron:

Snopes discusses the internet incident.
Stupid Gore Quotes
Al Gore jokes
A Clinton-Gore fishing trip to remember.
Al Gore's Clipper project.
If Al Gore were president right now, this would be his note at the UN meeting.
Gore Galore (many of the links are inactive).

Linked to: rhymes with right, wizbang, the ice age begins, the real ugly american, everyman chronicles, adam's blog, jo's cafe, voteswagon

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About your moron...shudder...yawn.

But is the man that invented the internet!!! Wee!

I'm shaking over here. Something was wrong with my local DNS servers and I couldn't get this site to show up until I figured out how to set up a proxy server (but with the proxy it took about 5 minutes for the site to load).

Oh, I'm so glad my local Dingbat Name Server updated and I can get back here. :D

Hi, everyone.

This MOTW was just too obvious and it went right over my head. I'm so ashamed of myself. ;)

I've never understood how anyone can listen to candidates from the major parties in the US and actually vote for them. None so blind as those that refuse to see, I suppose.

I'll sum all my thoughts on Gore in one word: Lockbox.

Is that his tongue or does he have a dip?

Oh, and "moron" is too kind of a word for that assclown.

Al Gore! It's gotta be him!

Al Gore's the SPITTING IMAGE of the guy who aerates my lawn.

Lol, Dave D, ya, I guess so.

Another good moron! Not to be one to add to the list but good lord do I feel like a moron. I have been coming here and guessing almost every week for a long time and geez just when I think I will be the winner...

BTW, is that his tongue under his lip or did he 'invent' a new way for all morons to unite with a secret facial code!?!

This is possibly the best and most honest diatribe on Al (or is it Ali) Gore to date!

American Patriot
(among other things)


Abu Ghraib? Neat move.


Like the massive opinion polled majorities in both the US and Iraq who want the US occupation to cease?

See you after the ice caps melt (on top of a mountain).

Al gore has no friends


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