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The Moron Cup Runneth Over

By samantha | June 9, 2009

Yes, there are many morons I could be sharing with you right now, but geesh, I just can’t seem to get to the computer lately. So, I’ve decided to make this moron run to the end of this month. I didn’t want to do that, but life has my hands full presently.

The hint below still stands, and I may put out another one soon. Give it a try people, look closely at the hint, think hard, you might find the answer in a mysterious way.

Here’s the hint again:

I would like to say goodnight to this moron (but is this one really good?) because s/he leaves a bad taste in my mouth.

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Moron Of The Month Hint

By samantha | May 25, 2009

This month’s moron is a tough one to guess, so I thought a little hint might be due. This hint may help a lot or may not assist at all.

Here goes:

I would like to say goodnight to this moron (but is this one really good?) because s/he leaves a bad taste in my mouth.

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Redneck Flyswatter

By samantha | May 17, 2009

The Redneck Flyswatter Game

You might be redneck, if your fly-swatter doubles as your backscratcher.

Ew.
My time: 53.702
Swats: 28
Accuracy: 36%

My score: sucky! lol

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Moron Of The Month #5

By samantha | May 13, 2009

Last month’s moron was a tough one to guess, but an obvious moron. This month, it looks like it may be just as difficult, so I might put in a clue later if guesses don’t seem to be hitting the right note. Be sure you make a contribution, though, because it’s worth it to see your name in the spotlight. Can you handle it? Are you as sanctimonious as this moron behaves?

Here is the standard info for the game:

To your right is the Moron Of The Month posting from which you will be able to guess who you believe is the moron in the picture, then submit your answer in the comment section of this article. At the end of the month, I will provide the correct answer along with a link to the winning guess’s site. Will you be the winner this month? It’s free advertising and awesome bragging rights, so give it a shot!

PS – this isn’t going to be easy as there is no shortage of morons out there: politicians, journalists, celebrities, frothing-at-the-mouth moonbats, and the like.

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Moron Of The Month #4 Revealed

By samantha | May 6, 2009

Everyone was wrong this past month; that’s right, there is no winner of the game this month, but it was a tough one. The April fool, or moron as it were, isn’t just a moron in my books; he’s an annoying shmuck of a moron – it’s Bill Maher.

In case you haven’t heard of him (and you’d be the lucky ones), Bill Maher is an *ahem* comedian, and has hosted a few shows including Politically Incorrect and Real Time with Bill Maher.

That’s right, liberal’s banding together again to sucker more air time for lousy, obnoxious, manipulative shows to spew their politic and deceive the naive.

But Wait!

Bill Maher claims that he doesn’t have a political conviction on either side of the fence, kinda like his religious views: he’s a libertarian and an agnostic.

I guess he thinks by playing middle of the road, he’ll keep his job one way or another.

What the moron doesn’t realise is that most of us knowledgeable people see through it, especially when he shows his true colours to the world. When speaking of former President Bush on the controversy of Hurricance Katrina relief, Maher bantered:

Sure, there, Maher. You’re not liberal at all.

And, there’s further proof of where his political values lie when Maher claims to be pro-military, but is shown otherwise:

Sure, moron Maher, you really support the military there, don’t you? Something a… LIBERAL… might do – knocking down the military.

In fact, his comment was such a disappointment to the US military that former Army Staff Sergeant David Bellavia spoke on the matter in support of military efforts:

Maher further proves he’s a moron full of sh*t when he claims that the Iraq war was a failure and “…suggested on the February 24, 2006 episode of Real Time that Iraq was better off under Saddam Hussein and that the U.S. cannot control the sectarian violence like Saddam Hussein did.”

Listen here, moron. The Iraq was wasn’t a failure; the people who represented the opposition to the war (the anti-war moonbats) were the failures. Quite a shameful and embarrassing display.

And, he further disgraces himself by getting pulled from the show, Politically Incorrect, during the 9/11 aftermath by agreeing with his guest who called the terrorists “warriors”:

Well, I’m just waiting on his next moronic move to get him canceled from his Real Time show.

Moron.

Of course, the most obvious display of moron Maher’s true political ties is in the fact that he was open about his support for Obama’s presidency (oh, and don’t forget he’s also a contributor on the Huffington Post site).

But, really, Maher’s not about politics… he’s about *ahem* comedy.

I mean, what’s funnier than making fun of the disabled, right?

Real funny. *ahem*

But, I think most notably, Bill Maher has made himself recognised for his anti-religious point of view.

Maher mistakenly seems to believe that religion performs under a guise of morality in order to enforce its prohibitions on society. What he doesn’t realise is that without the morality and prohibitions which religion provides, societies would collapse.

Law alone does not glue a culture – just study all the atheistic and apathetic parents out there who don’t know where their children are and what they’re getting into. They don’t hold onto any significant values, so guess how their kids are turning out… they’re the disrespectful and ignorant runts getting into trouble and causing terror for others.

Of course, there are strays from all walks of life, but having nothing to turn to or keep them in line is certainly not aiding their progress as competent, respectful adults.

Further, Maher considers religious belief as a neurological disorder and argues that “an immoral person is one who harms others through activities such as murder, rape, and greed.”

Well, guess what, Maher – you’re the one screwed in the head and full of immorality. You’re the one raping the minds of the naive while stealing their money… and of course, let’s not forget… you’re the one killing comedy!

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