Have A Great New Year!
By samantha | December 31, 2008
I’m going to be extending the Moron of the Month since I just posted it a little while ago and there aren’t enough players yet.
I know it’s going to take some time to get my readers back since many still don’t know that I’m attempting a come back. So, hopefully I can make some headway when it comes to viewers. But, that also means I need to find more time to blog. Hoping that will come in the New Year, as well.
Resolution #1: Blog more
And, yes, I stole this image from someone else. Happy New Year!
;-P
Topics: Ranting | 5 Comments »
MERRY CHRISTMAS!
By samantha | December 24, 2008
I hope you all have a great holiday. I can’t wait for the New Year to bring you more ranting and ravings. Until then, I thought you might like a little holiday story to read to put you in the Christmas spirit.
I find James Finn Garner’s Politically Correct Holiday Stories to be hilarious, and you may too.
Below is an excerpt of one of my favourites in which Santa comes to deliver toys to some enviro-weenie’s house. Follow the link to read the full story…
‘Twas the night before Solstice
…I could scarcely believe what invaded our house.
This carcinogenic and overweight louseWas so red in the face from his energy spent,
I expected a heart attack right there and then.Behind him he toted a red velvet bag
Full to exploding with sinister swag.He asked,
"Where is your tree?"with a face somewhat long.
I said,"Out in the yard, which is where it belongs."
"But where will I put all the presents I’ve brought?"
I looked at him squarely and said,"Take the lot
"To some frivolous people who think that they need
to succumb to the sickness of commerce and greed,
"Whose only joy comes from the act of consuming,
Thus sending the stock of the retailers booming."
Lol, the ending of the full story is great.
Topics: Ranting | 3 Comments »
Moron of the Month
By samantha | December 21, 2008
I am attempting a new version of moron of the week, called Moron of the Month. Call it my little Christmas present to all of you who enjoyed the game so much.
For those of you who remember, I played a game in which a blacked out image was put on the side of my site and people would guess who it was of. At the end of the week, I would post the results of the image with the actual picture and a detailed explanation of why the person was a moron. The winner would get esteemed recognition and bragging rights for being the first to guess correctly.
I’m going to try this again on a monthly scale. That is, I will post the blacked out image at the start of the month; and at the end of the month, I will reveal the moron and the winner of the game.
Here is the standard info for the game:
To your right is the Moron Of The Month posting from which you will be able to guess who you believe is the moron in the picture, then submit your answer in the comment section of this article. At the end of the month, I will provide the correct answer along with a link to the winning guess’s site. Will you be the winner this month?
PS - this isn’t going to be easy as there is no shortage of morons out there: politicians, journalists, celebrities, frothing-at-the-mouth moonbats, and the like.
Topics: Moron of the Month | 6 Comments »
I Need A ManBot
By samantha | December 15, 2008
And, it seems we’re coming closer to that possibility every day… especially up here in the great white north.
Now, I know this is not a new story, but I thought it would make for a pretty good start to blogging again. Some Canuck created a lady friend of his own, a female android, for reasons unknown. Well, he says he created it in hopes of the technology aiding others:
Le sees possible applications within homes for the elderly, inside hospitals or the military, working reception or providing airport security.
Ya right, helping others. As if he doesn’t just disengage the “no touch” function on the robot when no one’s around.
…she’s so sensitive to touch if someone gets a little too rough, she cries out indignantly. If they’re really pushing the boundaries, she moves in for a slap.
He must like it rough.
I mean, come on, really, why else would he name the robot Aiko - “love child”? Ya sure, Mr. Innocent, we believe you.
And, those 13,000 words that you taught her, as if none of those are dirty words: “come. here. mr. sexy. pants. and. spank. me.”
Oh ya, and aren’t sex toys made out of the same type of silicone as this robot is made out of?
Pervert.
(not that I have any knowledge of sex toys or anything)
As for me, I could use a robotic slave man, a manbot, around the house… as long as he could be programmed to take out the trash and do the dishes. I think, like most others, though, that I’d prefer the real thing over a bot in the boudoir.
Topics: Crazy News | No Comments »
Going To Try My Best
By samantha | December 13, 2008
I’m a bit under the weather - guess I should wear proper clothes for winter, time to put the short skirts and open toed shoes away, lol… could have prevented a cold - but I’m posting this to let you know that I’m going to try my best to get back into the swing of blogging again.
It’s been so long that I feel a tad out of touch, but I hope with time, it will all come back to me. Thank you to those who’ve checked out my site all this time and gave comments on occasion. That’s really why I am back. I checked out my site a couple of times and noticed month after month someone comes by and leaves a comment. Geez, it makes a gal feel great. And, it makes this chick want to write for my blogging friends again.
So, here I am.
I’m sure it’s going to be slow and drab to start, especially since I’m just recently finding more time to read stuff online again, but I can’t wait to post that sh*t I used to. Lol, good times.
Can’t wait to connect with my blogging buddies again, too. Where my peeps at?
;-D
Topics: Extras | 5 Comments »
Just A Little Test
By samantha | December 12, 2008
Well, finally wordpress is working for me again. I had to track down Mr. Big to help since I have no clue on my own how to get running when glitches happen. Somehow I wasn’t able to use my password to gain access to the account, so I was a bit screwed for a while.
It seems to be alright now, so I guess that means I’ll be posting a more often than not.
Topics: Extras | 5 Comments »
Visit Classic Sam
By samantha | May 5, 2008
To view the original Samantha Burns website click here.
Topics: Extras | 18 Comments »