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The Moron Cup Runneth Over

By samantha | June 9, 2009

Yes, there are many morons I could be sharing with you right now, but geesh, I just can’t seem to get to the computer lately. So, I’ve decided to make this moron run to the end of this month. I didn’t want to do that, but life has my hands full presently.

The hint below still stands, and I may put out another one soon. Give it a try people, look closely at the hint, think hard, you might find the answer in a mysterious way.

Here’s the hint again:

I would like to say goodknight to this moron (but is this one really good?) because s/he leaves a bad taste in my mouth.

Topics: Ranting | 1478 Comments »

Moron Of The Month Hint

By samantha | May 25, 2009

This month’s moron is a tough one to guess, so I thought a little hint might be due. This hint may help a lot or may not assist at all.

Here goes:

I would like to say goodknight to this moron (but is this one really good?) because s/he leaves a bad taste in my mouth.

Topics: Ranting | 1470 Comments »

Redneck Flyswatter

By samantha | May 17, 2009

The Redneck Flyswatter Game

You might be redneck, if your fly-swatter doubles as your backscratcher.

Ew.

My time: 53.702
Swats: 28
Accuracy: 36%

My score: sucky! lol

Topics: Ranting | 1600 Comments »

Moron Of The Month #5

By samantha | May 13, 2009

Last month’s moron was a tough one to guess, but an obvious moron. This month, it looks like it may be just as difficult, so I might put in a clue later if guesses don’t seem to be hitting the right note. Be sure you make a contribution, though, because it’s worth it to see your name in the spotlight. Can you handle it? Are you as sanctimonious as this moron behaves?

Here is the standard info for the game:

To your right is the Moron Of The Month posting from which you will be able to guess who you believe is the moron in the picture, then submit your answer in the comment section of this article. At the end of the month, I will provide the correct answer along with a link to the winning guess’s site. Will you be the winner this month? It’s free advertising and awesome bragging rights, so give it a shot!

PS - this isn’t going to be easy as there is no shortage of morons out there: politicians, journalists, celebrities, frothing-at-the-mouth moonbats, and the like.

Topics: Ranting | 1174 Comments »

Moron Of The Month #4 Revealed

By samantha | May 6, 2009

Everyone was wrong this past month; that’s right, there is no winner of the game this month, but it was a tough one. The April fool, or moron as it were, isn’t just a moron in my books; he’s an annoying shmuck of a moron - it’s Bill Maher.

In case you haven’t heard of him (and you’d be the lucky ones), Bill Maher is an *ahem* comedian, and has hosted a few shows including Politically Incorrect and Real Time with Bill Maher.

That’s right, liberal’s banding together again to sucker more air time for lousy, obnoxious, manipulative shows to spew their politic and deceive the naive.

But Wait!

Bill Maher claims that he doesn’t have a political conviction on either side of the fence, kinda like his religious views: he’s a libertarian and an agnostic.

I guess he thinks by playing middle of the road, he’ll keep his job one way or another.

What the moron doesn’t realise is that most of us knowledgeable people see through it, especially when he shows his true colours to the world. When speaking of former President Bush on the controversy of Hurricance Katrina relief, Maher bantered:

“The president said much of the aid is going towards job training. And when they heard that, the people of New Orleans rose as one and said, ‘Can we start with you?’”

“Seriously, Mr. President, this job can’t be fun for you anymore. There’s no more money to spend; you used up all of that. You can’t start another war because you also used up the army. And now, darn the luck, the rest of your term has become the Bush family nightmare: helping poor people.”

Sure, there, Maher. You’re not liberal at all.

And, there’s further proof of where his political values lie when Maher claims to be pro-military, but is shown otherwise:

“Forget about bringing the troops home Iraq – we need to get the troops home from World War II,” Maher said. “Can anybody tell me why in 2009, we still have more than 50,000 troops in Germany and 30,000 in Japan? At some point these people are going to have to learn to rape themselves.”

Sure, moron Maher, you really support the military there, don’t you? Something a… LIBERAL… might do - knocking down the military.

In fact, his comment was such a disappointment to the US military that former Army Staff Sergeant David Bellavia spoke on the matter in support of military efforts:

“The fact is that the German people would be the first to protest our leaving their country,” Bellavia continued. “Areas like Vilseck would have no economy without American business and young foolish soldiers emptying their bank accounts on the German local scene.”

Maher further proves he’s a moron full of sh*t when he claims that the Iraq war was a failure and “…suggested on the February 24, 2006 episode of Real Time that Iraq was better off under Saddam Hussein and that the U.S. cannot control the sectarian violence like Saddam Hussein did.”

Listen here, moron. The Iraq was wasn’t a failure; the people who represented the opposition to the war (the anti-war moonbats) were the failures. Quite a shameful and embarrassing display.

And, he further disgraces himself by getting pulled from the show, Politically Incorrect, during the 9/11 aftermath by agreeing with his guest who called the terrorists “warriors”:

(The nervous Nellies at the network pulled the show in 2002, not long after a post-9/11 episode sparked a firestorm. Maher had dared to allow one of his guests, conservative author Dinesh D’Souza, to express the then-politically incorrect view that the 9/11 attackers were “warriors” rather than cowards. Maher not only tolerated that opinion, he agreed with it.)

Well, I’m just waiting on his next moronic move to get him canceled from his Real Time show.

Moron.

Of course, the most obvious display of moron Maher’s true political ties is in the fact that he was open about his support for Obama’s presidency (oh, and don’t forget he’s also a contributor on the Huffington Post site).

But, really, Maher’s not about politics… he’s about *ahem* comedy.

I mean, what’s funnier than making fun of the disabled, right?

Real funny. *ahem*

But, I think most notably, Bill Maher has made himself recognised for his anti-religious point of view.

Maher mistakenly seems to believe that religion performs under a guise of morality in order to enforce its prohibitions on society. What he doesn’t realise is that without the morality and prohibitions which religion provides, societies would collapse.

Law alone does not glue a culture - just study all the atheistic and apathetic parents out there who don’t know where their children are and what they’re getting into. They don’t hold onto any significant values, so guess how their kids are turning out… they’re the disrespectful and ignorant runts getting into trouble and causing terror for others.

Of course, there are strays from all walks of life, but having nothing to turn to or keep them in line is certainly not aiding their progress as competent, respectful adults.

Further, Maher considers religious belief as a neurological disorder and argues that “an immoral person is one who harms others through activities such as murder, rape, and greed.”

Well, guess what, Maher - you’re the one screwed in the head and full of immorality. You’re the one raping the minds of the naive while stealing their money… and of course, let’s not forget… you’re the one killing comedy!

More on the Moron:

Bill Maher is a waste of oxygen; smears our troops yet again

Bill Maher- Applebee’s Nurse-in and Lactivism Are a Waste of Time, Breastfeed in Private

Boycott Liberalism: Bill Maher Quotes

Topics: Ranting | 1027 Comments »

Moron Reminder

By samantha | April 16, 2009

It’s mid-month and only a few guesses have been put in. So, if you haven’t guessed already, now’s the time. Or, if you want to change your guess, now’s the time. You could have your name (and blog link) in the spotlight for a whole month (free advertising, people).

The image is in black and white on the right side of the screen, so go ahead and take a stab at it by guessing who is the moron of the month.

Topics: Ranting | 1178 Comments »

Bigger Is Better

By samantha | April 15, 2009

And, I thought it was always about how you use it. :-P



Well, it looks like a study verifies yet another reason why pisspot cars suck.

It seems that little turds like the Smart Car and Toyota Yaris (etc.) don’t measure up against the mid-size cars in a crash. Lol, however, I don’t think that means we can go around doing head-ons just to rid the world of “go green” enviroweenies.

But, it is worth fantasizing about.

Topics: Ranting | 1077 Comments »

Good Riddance, Turdslinger!

By samantha | April 13, 2009

I’m sure many of you heard about the freak show put on by Billy Boob Thornton when he was here in Canada (not) speaking with radio personality, Jian Ghomeshi (a guy who I’m sure is quite popular right about now as a result). Billy Boob screwed up pretty bad by calling all Canucks “mashed potatoes without the gravy”.

Well, maybe Billy should have stuck to those french fried potaters instead, ’cause he sure blew his chance at making any money off us.Blank

Billy Bob and rest of the Boobs ended up having to cancel the remainder of the Boxmaster’s musical performances due to the “flu”:

The Boxmasters opened for Willie Nelson on Thursday in Toronto.

But a note posted on Nelson’s website Friday said the Boxmasters were cancelling the remainder of their Canadian swing, including gigs in Montreal and London, Ont., “due to one band member and several of the crew having the flu.”

Ya, right! Flu my @ss.

You know, for a guy who didn’t mind insulting Canadians for their lack of feistiness, he sure ran out of the country with his tail between his legs once we did get feisty, eh.

But, the flu story isn’t the only load of diarrhea being splattered out (nice image, eh). When asked about his mashed potato comment, Billy Bob claimed he was speaking about Jian and not about all Canadians.

Did he not watch the video interview that’s gone global?

His true intentions are quite clear in that interview. Hmmm… next month’s moron or simply a weasel?

I don’t know, but the resemblance is uncanny….

Billy Bob Thornton - Weasel

Topics: Ranting | 1088 Comments »

Have A Delightful And Delicious Easter!

By samantha | April 11, 2009

Here are just a couple Easter funnies I thought I’d share.

Easter Bunny

PETA would love this next one… which is one reason why I selected it. Heh heh.

Easter 2009

Topics: Ranting | 1073 Comments »

Moron Of The Month #4

By samantha | April 6, 2009

This one might not be too easy this month; maybe I’m wrong, though, too (you’re all such good guessers). But, it’s a person I’ve been thinking was a moron for a long time now, and it’s about time I give him/her the title.

Congratulations again goes to socalwingnut for know that Al Gore is a moron, especially at a time when there are more real and pertinent things to be concerned about than some subjective and false enviroweenie propaganda.

Here is the standard info for the game:

To your right is the Moron Of The Month posting from which you will be able to guess who you believe is the moron in the picture, then submit your answer in the comment section of this article. At the end of the month, I will provide the correct answer along with a link to the winning guess’s site. Will you be the winner this month? It’s free advertising and awesome bragging rights, so give it a shot!

PS - this isn’t going to be easy as there is no shortage of morons out there: politicians, journalists, celebrities, frothing-at-the-mouth moonbats, and the like.

Topics: Ranting | 1159 Comments »


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